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haha made you look!

So, I’m about to have my checks garnished for past due student loans.
And they say “We’ll be garnishing 10% of your disposable income.”

What exactly do ‘they’ consider disposable? Because you won’t find me flushing dollar bills for fun  or burning twenties to keep warm.

I mean here I am struggling to make ends meet, eating top ramen every day and hoping I can make all my bills, and they are going to take 10% of my “disposable” income?

That’s another thing that ticks me off about government. There are people with 7 houses, and I don’t even have one.

I have no idea, some days, where my dinner is coming from and we seem to run out of TP constantly.

So, tell me Mr. Government, how can you tell me that I have disposable income?

Meh.

You have GOT to be kidding me!?!? Really? Seriously? How much time would you have to spend in the bathroom, to justify the NEED for iCarta iPod Toilet Paper Holder

The item is $69.95 (plus S&H) which is about what I paid for my ipod to begin with. (I have an old Ipod).

But seriously, how much time do you think someone who buys this product, spends in the bathroom? More importantly, what do you think they are doing in there?

Certainly your battery could last long enough for you to do your business, if you just can’t bear to disconnect for the amount of time it would take for you to drop the kids off at the pool..

Maybe they are watching video in the bathtub? No, they would probably just get a soap dispenser accessory..hmm…

Gee, what could people possibly be doing in the bathroom for that long?

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Never mind I think I get it now. Pervs!

How old is “too old” for cartoons?

It’s always confused me when people say “aren’t you a little too old for cartoons?”
Exactly how old is too old for cartoons? When is that magic age when you’re just supposed to turn off the Saturday morning cartoons and start watching the news?
(Not that there really are any Saturday morning cartoons anymore! Anyone notice that?)

I am 26 years old, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I still watch kid shows!

I’ve seen almost every episode of Hannah Montana, That’s so Raven, the suite life of Zac and Cody (I swear there’s one more..)

I RENTED The That’s so sweet life of Hannah Montana. YEAH THAT’S RIGHT! WHAT’S IT TO YA? lol

The other day I watched The Little Mermaid III: Ariel’s Beginning, and LOVED IT!. And oh yes, shed a tear or two.

While I’m on the subject of movies, I also love musicals. I love mamma mia!

But, I’m not a total girl! I love “dude” flix too. I love horror movies! I definetly dig action and comedy. Comedy is my favorite, of course.

But I’ll still watch Mr. Rogers and Sesame street too. I do draw the line at Barney and teletubbies, that’s just wierd… But that Between the Lions show on PBS is really really good. I definitely recommend it.

I don’t feel ashamed of any of this.

So exactly how old is TOO old?

And what is the magic age to stop trick-or-treating. (I think I was 20)